Rupert, home

I just finished reading this book with a character in it who could have conversations with cats. The character put this gift to good use by finding lost pets. He’d basically just ask all the cats in the neighborhood for information about the lost pet and, though a lot of cats were kind of crazy and/or stupid and couldn’t help him, eventually he’d find one who made sense, et voilà, the guy would find the lost pet.

That was just part of the story; things got a little strange after that. Anyway, Rupert here seems like he could have been in that book I just finished reading.

Cats can’t spell worth a darn.

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Paris Hilton

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Nicole Richie Can Do No Wrong

She DID; but far gone is the bad girl gone wild Nicole. She got two annoying things off her back – Paris Hilton and crazy colored hair extensions (fine, I admit I tried them back in the days). Reformed is the Nicole who is the epitome of California chic. Whether she’s running errands or going to an award show, I love how she always looks so cute and most importantly – comfortable!

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Ke$ha = Taylor Swift On Crack

What makes Ke$ha any different to Lady Gaga?

The fact that she has a dollar sign in her name?

First off the dollar sign is unnecessary, secondly, where the hell has the music industry gone? We get the over the top Lady Gaga who produces the same pop garbage we normally hear, just she has blonde bangs, ridiculous outfits, and loves to have blood on her during awards shows… and then we have the new incarnation of this cookie cutter pop music that owns the mainstream. Ke$ha.

What makes her so special?

Personally, I don’t get ‘TiK ToK’. First, it’s spelt wrong. Secondly, the lyrics are unbelievable. I just register, get drunk, be a whore and forget about everything important in life because all you should do is party.

Now, I’m not a 50 years old raised in the good ol’ days, but this is stupid. Pump the youth of today with garbage…and we wonder why grades, moral and overall efficiency has gone down.

A friend tweeted me and said ‘Ke$ha is Taylor Swift tripping out on crack’. I get this perspective, but I don’t get the message that is coming across. Good for her in regards to making money and having hit music, but it is just the means of her success that boggles my mind.

I’ll be the first to admit that her music is catchy, but that’s all the same with every other song out there. What makes her so special? Being bizarre in public, having stupid song names is just a way to stand out but you’re not making anything better.

Alright, now I am moving in circles, but I just don’t get it.

Does this mean some schmuck on the street can find a producer, write some nonsensical lyrics and make millions? If that’s the case, then clearly the music industry is going down the toilet…and I thought that was the case when Paris Hilton was making music, but clearly, it’s gotten worse.

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Paris Hilton...That's Hot Model Photo Shoot!

I just sat here watching this video and had a brain storm.

I think Paris Hilton would be perfect for my Rachel Tornquist part in a movie.

She has the body and the look of Rachel, only with a short cropped red hair!

I think she would be able to pull it off, because she’s a writer too.

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3) Sex sells!

Nothing garners attention quicker than a little T & A.  Some of the most popular celebrities got their start by having their most intimate moments videotaped, then “accidentally” released for public viewing.  Seriously.  Did you even know who Paris Hilton was before her sex tape debacle?  Can you even think of any other reason for her to be famous?  Exactly. 

The great thing about a sex tape is that you can become famous without having need for any talent other than that of a porn star (who, let’s face it, is probably better at it than you).  Simple, right?  This is also a great way for budding starlets who haven’t quite made it to “Tabloid Princess” status and want to drum up some publicity (although, a sex tape isn’t the only way to go in this case.  Just releasing a nude photo can do the trick.  Just ask Vanessa Hudgens).  Either way, try to make it memorable.  Be creative!  The night vision, honeymoon, Mini-me, former child-star with a huge cock thing has been done, so try and come up with a new…angle.

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Real or Fake, Hair Bows Deliver!

Unless you’re Lady Gaga or have super long hair to begin with, a hair bow is almost always impossible to pull off.

However, even if you do have the skills, that doesn’t necessarily mean you have the style. For example, take Paris Hilton:

This is accurately described as a hair bow fail. Luckily, you don’t have to have a real-life hair bow failure.

By learning from various celebrity successes and failures (because really, who else would try this?), you can now recreate your own Meez take on the hair bow!

Whether your hair is long, short, real, fake, thin, or thick — you can try out the hair bow in all kinds of colors here!

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Paris Hilton Wants A Ring On It!

Paris Hilton recently talked with Life and Style Magazine.  She tells them that she think she’s ready to finally tie the knot to boyfriend, Doug Reinhard.  Paris says,

“I wouldn’t rule out a wedding in 2010, With how amazing everything is going between us, I see a very bright and happy future.  He’s taught me how real love can feel, Doug’s taught me how to grow up and become more domestic, as in not going out as much as I used to.”

Doug Added,

“Paris is the most beautiful girl in the world. I am so in love with her — I feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world. She is gorgeous, smart, funny and kind. My family loves her, and she
would make the perfect wife.”

I really like this couple.  Since they’ve been dating I have yet to hear about Paris getting in trouble.  This couple officially gets my blessing!

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