… and while contemplating Benjamin Franklin’s views on Resolution … “Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve” … I thought about Rousseau’s meditations on solitude …
(Paris Hilton)
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contrairement au pénis tant il est facilement repérable chez tous les animaux, de faire la comparaison entre la sexualité des femelles humaines et celles des autres femelles. Est-ce pour cette raison, que, jusque dans les années 70-80, le clitoris était un organe assez peu étudié, y compris par le corps médical ? Allez savoir pourquoi… Toujours est il que des recherches ont mis en évidence un fait : ce qu’on appelle le bouton n’est en fait que la partie à peine visible de cet iceberg, pardonnez la comparaison, tant la chaleur procurée par cet organe est intense, du bien-nommé clitoris ! En effet, celui-ci s’étend dans tout le vagin et même pour certaines femmes, jusque dans l’anus. On appelle ceci les terminaisons nerveuses du clitoris, certains chercheurs parlant de ramifications, des ramifications clitoridiennes pour être plus exact, expressions assez barbare je vous l’accorde, mais au combien explicite… Ainsi, le fameux point g ou zone g, qui se situe au niveau de l’os pubien, n’est en rien quelque chose d’autonome, mais correspond aux terminaisons nerveuses, ou ramifications, du toujours bien nommé clitoris. Récemment, en 2004, un chirurgien français, un urologue, a permis à une femme excisée de récupérer la partie externe de son clitoris en la reconstituant à partir de la partie interne, et par voie de conséquence, de récupérer toute sa féminité, le bouton reconstitué étant parfaitement fonctionnel, confirmant les études récentes en matière de clitoris… Ainsi, ce n’est pas seulement le bouton qui procure un orgasme chez la femme, mais le vagin dans sa totalité ! Oui, mais cela répond il à l’épineuse question que bcp d’hommes se posent, langue pendante, babines retroussées, quand il rencontre une femme : est elle clitoridienne ou vaginale ? En fait, cela dépend de la taille du clitoris… Le dit clitoris étant à la femme ce que le pénis est à l’homme, tout le monde a pu constater l’immense diversité, tant au niveau de la longueur que de l’épaisseur, des pénis des hommes. Il est en de même pour les clitos, il existe de petits clitos avec de petites ramifications, gageons que les femmes possédant un tel organe sont avant tout clitoridienne, et il existe de grands clitos avec de grandes ramifications, gageons que les femmes possédant un tel organe sont vaginales, mais également clitoridienne, et pourquoi pas annale… A noter que les terminaisons nerveuses du clitoris prennent des directions completement aléatoires, chaque femme étant par conséquent configurée, et ce des la naissance, d’une façon totalement différente. A la limite, on pourrait presque dire, que chaque femme possède une sexualité qui lui est propre. Au « praticien », de découvrir cette sexualité en un doigté expert… Mais comme ceci est avant tout une affaire de dons, certains trouvent facilement et rapidement le chemin conduisant au plaisir, d’autres, même en leur expliquant pendant des lustres ont toujours autant de « mâle », à donner du plaisir aux femmes… Ceci étant dit, si la théorie a quelque chose d’excitant, rien ne vaut la pratique
PS: mes investigations ne m’ont pas poussé à faire des recherches totalement approfondies sur les chiennes, les vaches, et autres chattes, car, il est probable que, lorsque certains scientifiques affirment que ces animaux n’ont pas de clitoris, ils se plantent lamentablement… En effet, leur clitoris est vraisemblablement interne… A parier que ces charmantes femelles ont toutes un point G, leur procurant un orgasme vaginale très intense… … !
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is a national holiday tradition, and has been so for the past 83 years, and this year the tradition continued.
This year, the parade route returns to its roots with it ending at 34th street right in front of the Macy’s store. This is different than it has been in recent years.
There is a list of performers that include Katharine McPhee, Jane Krakowski, and we have Spiderman, Kermit and Spongebob floating down the parade route. Ziggy Marley, the son of the legendary Reggae singer Bob Marley, performed a song with his daughter on a float decorated as a pirate ship.
Ziggy Marley and Daughter awaiting performance at Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade today
Ziggy performed his new song ”It’s Family Time” while holding his daughter in his arms so she could reach the mike…very cute.
Katharine McPhee, sporting her new sassy blonde ‘do, performed her new single “Had It All.” Jane Krakowski performed a Christmas tune. She may play a ditzy spoiled celeb on “30 Rock,” but in real-life Krakowski is quite the songbird.
Teen superstar Miley Cyrus made an exuberant appearance waving to her throngs of excited fans that lined the parade route waiting patiently for the international superstar. She looked great, in light of the bush crash tragedy that killed her long time tour bus driver this past friday. Today was much happier times for her.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade aired on CBS and NBC at noon ET/9 am PT.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING…NOW GO EAT….
Fiquei sabendo dessa coleção de sapatos de noiva da Paris Hilton através de um post dela no twitter. Ela falava de seu Bridal Footwear Collection e resolvi dar uma olhada. Gamei.
Achei um luxo, gente ! Não necessariamente pra noiva, mas pensando nas festas de fim de ano e festas em geral, achei legal demais, especialmente pra quem curte um saltão. O preço é acessível (nada que ela usaria, rs): 120 dólares. A questão é: será que vende no Brasil? E vocês, usariam esses sapatos?
Pero no en la esquina que acostumbra, ni tampoco en su faceta de actriz porno o de zorra, no, esta vez la Paris nos intenta vender sus articulos para la belleza, ya saben esos que segun ella te hacen igualita a ella, bitch please!, como si la bitch esta usara esas cosas tan baratas, pobres de todas las adolescentes gordas y sin autoestima que quieren ser igual de taradas y zorras que ella…
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Paris Hilton, dancing all over beau Doug Reinhardt at their booth inside L.A. nightspot Voyeur. The heiress was swinging around, drink in hand, but Reinhardt seemed more interested in watching other clubgoers pass by. Still, that didn’t stop him from making out with Hilton and even joining in on the dancing. Soon they were whispering to each other and texting at their crowded table. Also there that night: Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Phillippe.
Lauren Conrad rushed away from doing interviews at a Maxim and Ubisoft Assassin’s Creed 2 launch party in Los Angeles so her boyfriend Kyle Howard wouldn’t be neglected. The former Hills star spent quality time with her beau at the bash inside Voyeur, but she also hung out with girlfriends Stephanie Pratt and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth – and the trio checked each other’s makeup and shared some hugs.
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Lots of celebs have gotten to where they are for their talents and charms (Taylor Swift comes to mind). And then there are the people who deserve none of their fame, who are commercially engineered to succeed without an ounce of actual skill or personality (Miley Cyrus comes to mind). But at the bottom of the celebrity hierarchy are those who get famous from having sex tapes. I mean — seriously? (Okay, there’s no Perez Hilton sex tape — THANK GOD — but he does make a career blogging about stuff like that.)
(Kim Kardashian)
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happy saturday guys!
i have a random morning planned…
first, we’re going to dunkin’ donuts and getting fall munchkins and pumpkin lattes. fall munchkins are just like regular munchkins except with fall colored sprinkles. do you ever wish you could order just two or three munchkins instead of having to buy a whole box of them? i wish this all the time so i’m taking advantage of a special occasion to get a whole damn box.
actually, it’s not really a special occasion at all…it’s really quite lame. last week, i was walking by old navy and found out that this store was having a grand re-opening celebration. the first 200 people get door prizes and the flier i was handed totally makes it seem like there will be a line outside. i began to wonder who the hell wakes up early to stand in line outside of an old navy? and then i realized that the only way to find out is to stand there myself. so i’m dragging tommy along to wait outside of old navy (with our munchkins and coffee) and *fingers crossed* get one of those cool $5 t-shirts that say OLD NAVY on it. hey, i’m #notinSF this weekend so i gotta create my own excitement!
afterward, we’re stopping by a local farm to pick up some free range eggs, and making brunch at home.
should be fun, right?
have you ever camped out in line for anything?
my sister and i drove over an hour to a walmart north of LA for a paris hilton book signing. the night before, we had showed up too late to meet her at a book signing in hollywood and i was heart broken. but as we were driving away, we noticed a line outside of virgin and ended up meeting the cast of will and grace instead i love LA! anyway, someone told us about the walmart thing, so we went and it was huge. i had a blast waiting in line with the other crazies. everyone was wearing pink and half the girls had their teacup chihuahuas in tow. i also stood in line and met paris a second time at my local mall when she was launching her perfume. i now own two bottles of paris hilton perfume, which smell horrible, but she told me she liked my dior clip-on earrings so it was absolutely worth it
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LOVES IT <3
i keep paris in my bathroom
so how’s that for the most random post ever? i seriously wasn’t planning a post on paris hilton…i just felt like rambling.
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